Hector was sitting down in his tree house he had built himself. All of the sudden, his big sister Oatmeal came over to the stump of his tree where the tree house was.
`Be careful!', Oatmeal warned, `There are strange aliens in that tree!'
`Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!', Hector said, looking down at Oatmeal with a disappointed look.
`Well, it that's the way you feel about it, then just feel that way!'
`Ha, ha, ha, ha and thanks a lot', Hector said.
Oatmeal walked away.
All of the sudden, Hector saw something out of the window of the club house. It was something green with big sticking out eyes, three legs, two mouths, and three eyes. Two eyes were normal eyes and the third out of a the place where eye should be. Hector was scared.
All of the sudden, in a puff of smoke, the alien disappeared. Well, Hector was really scared.
All of the sudden, he noticed that this was a mystery. Hector was a detective, so he could figure it out.
Hector had a clue once he got out of the club house. A bottle was on the ground. It said, "Cloud Spray." Hector then thought for a second. Oatmeal was the one who had told him that there were aliens in the tree. Could it have been her?
Hector anyway found out that there was another club house right over by the tree across from his.
All of the sudden, he saw something shoot right out into his club house. It was a stink bomb. Hector knew what to do. He had an emergency bomb (a real one) and he shot it right back to the other club house. It hit it exactly. The other club house exploded!
All of the sudden, Hector was really happy and he was so happy he jumped right out of the club house and fell onto the ground. Hector then saw something. He saw another club house.
All of the sudden, Hector saw a whole in the wall of the other club house. Hector anyway looked right through it. Then he knew what had happened. Oatmeal and here friends were inside of it.
"Boy that rally scared Hector", laughed Oatmeal.
Hector got really mad. But then he had a suprise plan. A clever one.
Hector poured lots of ink into a pan. Hector got a long tube. Hector then got a hot plate. Finally, the last thing he got was a cup. Slowly, Hector put the plug of the hot plate into the electrical socket. Hector put the pan of ink on it. The ink bubbled. Hector put a pipe over the pan. He attached another pipe to, and another, and another. Hector built pipe system all the way to Oatmeal's club house.
All of the sudden, Hector knocked on the door of Oatmeal's club house.
"Hi!" Hector said when she opened up the door of the club house. "Do you want me to install a faucet in your club house so you can get drinks in it?"
"Yes", said Oatmeal.
Hector put the pipe system up her club house. He put the faucet in. He put a cork in the faucet. {Transcriber's note: Oatmeal must be one dumb kitten!} Hector gave Oatmeal the cup. Oatmeal turned the faucet on. Nothing happened.
Meanwhile, the ink was still bubbling. Its pressure pushed it right up through the pipe system..
All of the sudden, the ink came right up to the place where the cork was. The pressure built up, why, did it build up Oatmeal's club house?
"Yes" says Oatmeal. Why Oatmeal must be one dumb kitten.
All of the sudden the faucet blew up and ink came rush out of the pipe. Oatmeal was just covered in purple by the time it stopped. All of the sudden she looked at one of her friends. "Auntie Em? Is that you?" she asked her friend. (Boy, Oatmeal talk a walk, come back when you learn to talk.) Anyway, Oatmeal should go back to college.
As for Hector, he had figured out another case, except that by accident, the cork was back in the water faucet.
All of the sudden, Hector sat down on the pipe and it exploded with ink. Bye-bye purple Hector.